Our tour guide in Czech Republic took no bullshit. My 16yo daughter said, "Dad, that's gross.
Because its oozier said than done! Because you will get run over! Me: I'm not really sure, 500? A wind farm!" I exclaim, "Sweet!" Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? Unanswered Riddle: How can you learn to drive a stick-shif if you can't find a manual? What did the car say after it crashed? The funniest Road trip jokes only! Q. A.
A. Travel Point to Ponder: If you break the speed limit, can you fix it? A. A Dodge.
One turns to the other and says, "Wow, this is the fastest we've ever gotten to the accident site.". To which my mom replies almost immediately "I wonder if they start them off as seeds or sprouts." A. While on a road trip, we saw a stopped train in the rain, Put your hand on the window (road trip joke). Q. Why was the squirrel late for work?
Mom to little brother: "Nick, we're almost to Effingham." Me "Danm now it's going to be up all night".
When it's falling off a cliff.
You get tired. The Holey City. Where is the bottom of the valley? Because people are just dying to get in! ", 33. Groans ensued from everyone including my 78 year old grandma who can barely hear from the back seat.
A. What happened to the guy who broke his left arm and left leg in a car accident? Q. Login; Submit; trip Puns. "Don't know where to go? Q. Because they're hill areas! I got my friend with this one on our road trip to our vacation in Italy. Why did the traffic engineer quit his job with the city? "Just think, it's so bright in here I need to squint, even though the sun is 93 million miles away. A. More Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles... | Blonde Jokes | Brew Pub Puns | Chef Jokes | Cocktail Jokes | Fashion Humor | Fitness Jokes | Grizzly Jokes | | Light Bulb Jokes | Music Puns | Outer Space Puns | Pirate Puns | Police Jokes | Psychic Jokes | Red Jokes | | Religion Jokes | Sci-Fi Jokes | Sports Jokes | Traffic Ticket Jokes | Turf Jokes | Weather Puns | Weed Jokes |. We were on a road trip and stopped to fill up, My wife looks at the atlass during road trips so we don't get lost, Unexpected thing happened during road trip. I pulled down my visor down. Q. How did the blonde nurse define a triple bipass? Why did the cops pull over the Mini Cooper full of clowns? ", My response: "Yeah, I've heard it's a lot nicer than Hyde Island", Saw someone I know that posted this on Facebook. I was talking with a friend. Updated: Oct. 11, 2019. Q. Me: No Dad, why? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. The other says it's not pronounced 'Louie-ville', it's 'Louis-ville'! Mom did her best, but she had a heck of a time cleaning them, and it took almost 15 minutes before they were presentable.